“If Jesus was from KY, he would’ve sandal-hiked through Daniel Boone, turned Cumberland Falls into bourbon, and smelled like this.”
With Omega 3’s, 6’s and 9’s nourishing and hydrating your scruffy man fluff into a luscious mane of perfectly balanced machismo, it has Lil John screaming “Damn, you’re fine!”. Which we humbly accept, because we don’t perpetuate toxic masculinity stereotypes and instead encourage men to glow up their bro’s.
Ingredients: Organic Full Spectrum Distillate, Organic Jajoba Oil, Organic Argon Oil, Organic Coconut MCT, Organic Tea Tree, Organic Rosemary, Organic Eucalyptus, Bourbon Sandalwood
Suggested Use: Apply liberally or conservatively, or libertarian-ly. Either way, just don’t spill it.
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